So Gross!
So, I'm changing Jack's poopy diaper. He's screaming, crying, fighting. I start to snort like a pig and he starts cracking up. I think, "This is good, this is good." Until I realize that in order to snort like a pig, you have to BREATHE THROUGH YOUR NOSE. Not cool. Jack's poopy butt and diaper are mere inches from my face and I have to keep breathing through my nose in order to continue the snorting, in order to continue Jack laughing. Yuck.
posted by suebaby @ 1:29 PM
3 Comments:
I had a dream last night that you were telling me about starting to use cloth diapers ?!
have you turned into the mom from christmas story?
"how does mommy's little piggy eat? snort snort" (but see? motherhood can be literally breathtaking...)
Cloth diapers! Never!! Sorry environment!
I have to go now because I have to finish making Jack's little piggy suit in time for Christmas
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