You know you're a mom when...
1. You clean out your purse and at the bottom of it, along with six pennies, you find a random Cheerio and a baby spoon.2. You leave the house to go to the movies with your husband only to look down and notice you've got baby poop on your thumb.
3. You and your child have both eaten a Cheerio or two (or ten) off the floor.
4. You have been in public without knowing there was baby food on your face.
5. You know all the songs from the Wiggles, Doodlebops, and the theme song to Higglytown Heroes.
6. You begin to remember why you loved Sesame Street so much.
7. Sleeping late becomes sleeping until 7:00am.
8. You seriously consider killing the neighbor kids who are playing outside when your baby is sleeping.
9. You are suddenly able to clean your house, top to bottom, in one hour (exactly how long your baby naps).
10. Poop, pee, vomit, boogers, earwax, rectal thermometers, and spitup just aren't big deals anymore.
11. You have forgotten what it's like to drive at night.
12. You are TIRED.
Can anyone think of anymore? Please comment!
posted by suebaby @ 10:22 AM
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13. You get thrown out of your home because your husband used the f bomb too many times about mold.
14. You have baby foods that you actually look forward to taking a bite of.
15. You watch episodes of "Go Baby" when your baby is sleeping.
16. "Don't even think about it Mister" has come out of your mouth without trying to sound funny.
17. You actually fantasize about killing and/or torturing bad drivers for jeapordizing your baby's life.
Ooh, good one about the bad drivers.
I have to object to #5. We STRICTLY observe ONLY the Noggin Network, watching Dora, Blue's Clue's, The Backyardigans, Jack's Big Music Show, etc. Well, we watch a *little* PBS if someone has a hankering for Elmo.
#11! Yes, this is so true.
I don't really have much to add though, my brains feel mushy today.
#8 Or when the loud ice cream truck decides to drive by and wake up every child on the block that
is napping.
Thank goodness the ice cream man doesn't come through here much... I remember the stories of Joe's ill fated naps. That must have made you crazy. I definitely would've put Ice Cream Man on my People to Kill List.
Oh, and LJ... good call about Noggin. We, too, are big fans. Especially of Jack's Big Music Show (of course).
18. When your idea of fun becomes blogging
Mmmm... depressingly true.
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